I hope mummy and daddy get a divorce. So I can have two Christmases

I'm Throwing Whole Loaves at Ducks

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Jingle This You Bitch

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I hate you and I always piss in your tea

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I’ve got an itch on my butthole that I just can’t reach

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I can't go swimming with my son, his dick is bigger than mine

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That mountain is too fucking high

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Ah fuck! I've gone and pissed myself!

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